I wish I had more reasons to start sentences with the phrase, "Here's the thing you've got to remember about cougars ...
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
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French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
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Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
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