Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
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Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
It's official drugs can't kill me
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
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my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
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