Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
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