Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
Just wrote the directions to get to the girls house im hooking up with on the back of my marriage certificate. Officially worst husband ever.
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rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
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Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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