It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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