doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
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I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
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I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
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