Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
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all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
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Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
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