I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
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Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
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I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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