I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
this will be a night to untag.
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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