i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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