Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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