Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
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fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
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Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
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