How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
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I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
After last night, I think I need a service animal to monitor the life choices I make when I'm inebriated. A monkey, or a clever dog. Or a really assertive parrot.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
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I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
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