wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
Randomize
