There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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