Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
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he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
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Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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