Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
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i would one night stand the shit outta him
Hippo gnu deer
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
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Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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