idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
my "about me" section on Facebook should read "hell-bound alcoholic who wants to fuck a 40-year-old crackhead"
Operation Purity has been aborted
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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