if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
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