my best friend tried to rape me with a pineapple
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
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I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
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this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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