Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
I need to calm my uterus...
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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