It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Moan for me like Helen Keller
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
Girls should come with a carfax report
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
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