So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
Randomize
