I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Randomize
