i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
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I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
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A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
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While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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