What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
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we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
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I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
I vomited out my contact lenses last night