I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
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Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
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Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent