Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
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I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
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Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
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