erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
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