Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
North Korea, Best Korea!
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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