It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
I woke up with a chicken in my yard
Do you not remember hopping the fence into a chicken coop and screaming "choot em'"like you were on swamp people?
No recollection, can you come help me shut this thing up
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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