Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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