I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
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Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
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Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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