Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
ttyl tear gas
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
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