I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
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i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
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You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
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