I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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