Where did you get a picture of my penis
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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