How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
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New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
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He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
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