my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
where does the pee come out of this thing
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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