I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
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I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
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