life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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