So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Yet again my drunken self has managed to find his way into the middle of nowhere with no shoes or recollection of what happened last night.
Then I guess you don't remember me driving you there after you tried making out with my girlfriend, dipshit.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
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Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
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Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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