if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
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Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
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THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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