you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
Randomize
