hell yes lets make some ravioli
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I believe in your delicious
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
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