I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Randomize
