I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
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My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
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I made him laugh his dick is mine
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
Someone signed my nipple.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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