Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
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beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
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Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
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