theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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