I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
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thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
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Happy you have kids and I don't day!
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
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