he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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