I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
My vag should have a twitter account. It would be like "destroyed another condom today".
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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