Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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