oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
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Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
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Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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