you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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