It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
Randomize
