This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
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If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
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Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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